Wuggles" to girlfriend Gina Fraiser, declared on CNN's Larry King Live on Wednesday that he will be running for President in 2008.
"Life is great!" said Time's 2001 Person of the Year, who has since fallen to what he deems a "still respectable" 18th on the list, behind such notables as Singer/Songwriter Nelly Furtado, rap artist Ludacris, and hot baseball agent Scott Boras, who brokered a deal for the purported Japanese gyroball hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka.
"Kobayashi is a greater man than that Mitsubishi bum," the lifelong Yankees fan stated.
After King probed him on the descent, questioning how great life could really be for a man so clearly plummetting down Time's POY list, Giuliani said, "Who cares? I'm rich, I'm in love, and guess what, Lar?"--he affected a Dick Vitale voice--"I'm running for President, baby!"
His face scrunching around a smirk and his voice switching to his notorious Austin Powers, he added, "Yeah! Does that make you randy? Does it?"
The confirmation comes after years of speculation.
After courageously leading New York City in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, when the former mayor of the Big Apple was often seen at the site of the Two Towers offering support and encouragement to rescue workers and victims, Giuliani's popularity soared to unheralded, "re-fuck-diculous" heights.
A Gallup poll conducted last week indicated sixty-nine percent of Americans believe Giuliani could shave off what remains of his hair, and actually pull it off. At this, Rudy nodded and smiled. "Aw yeah. Sixty-nine!"
He then winked and offered an impromptu wave to an off-camera Mo Vaughn, who shaped his hands into guns, winked, and pulled his thumb-triggers. Giuliani revealed the former Red Sox slugger as his running mate for '08, saying, "I'm willing to cross party lines, Lar."
He added with a whisper, "Plus, it's a hoot hanging around Mo and his posse of ho's."
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