Day 2: Pizza Strike

Can I go THIRTY days without having pizza? That is the challenge.

After nearly ordering a pizza from Papa John's this afternoon for no good reason, after nearly adding 3000 calories to my day's intake TWO HOURS BEFORE I was set to have a free dinner at TGI Friday's, I decided enough was enough. (Note: instead of eating, I lifted weights and ran a mile.)

It's a scientific fact: while writing this article, I have already craved a Tombstone.

Frankly, I'll be shocked if I last a week. The only chance I have is opening up this challenge to the public so I'll be humiliated when I fail, probably after three days. Have I mentioned it's day two? But anyway, I figure the threat of humiliation is the only source of motivation powerful enough to give me a shot at this.

As Captain Picard said in Star Trek: First Contact, "The line must be drawn here!"

While the Borg rank slightly higher on the scale of malevolence, pizza is a close second.

Another scientific fact: I have, during the writing of this article, thought of not publishing this article and giving up my challenge. Dead serious.

Ugh. I'm tired. Sleepy time.